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Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.
"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"
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When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.
Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.
A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
Almond Time is believed to be of German decent. Its exact meaning is surrounded in mystery and is now only recognised in the colander of Numberportoligy. It is common place during Almond Time to give gingerbread men as gifts.
Yasmin's happiest when its Almond Time
A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man
Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God