almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.

jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

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almost done

not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while.

sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one's facebook account, singing into one's hairbrush, dancing around one's bedroom, and dating other guys- get done.

jack: are you done yet?

jill: i'm almost done

(jack checks internet and sees jill responding to multiple comments about urbanddictionary week on facebook)

jack: :-/

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Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here

Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.

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Almost girlfriend

The girl who almost became your girlfriend but something happened meanwhile and you just lost her.

Your friend sees a hot girl and says dude look at her...

You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.

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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

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Almost Mexico

Yuma, Arizona-located as close to Mexico as you can get without crossing the fence

yuma, az- not good enough to be cali but not ghetto enough to be mexico but almost mexico

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