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Son you just got alpine nut caked
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Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!
Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
A word made up to impress someone to look like you know what you're talking about
"The alpine glow looks beautiful tonight"
To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.
The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
high-performance racing tractor
"that alpine is going crazy on the grass"