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Son you just got alpine nut caked
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Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!
A word made up to impress someone to look like you know what you're talking about
"The alpine glow looks beautiful tonight"
Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.
Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.
I met my love by doing The Alpine Kiss
A roblox electric state movie creation studio, run by dozino
Player 1: hey did you hear about the new movie alpine studios released?
Player 2 : no fuck you