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angelina jolie

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).

So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!

by Donna D. July 29, 2006

angelina jolie uglee

An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.

That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.

by AFU November 17, 2007

Angelina Jolie syndrom

when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.

matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.

joe: really?

matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.

by matt AKA momo November 08, 2012

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom , Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`

`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 01, 2025

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And Angelina Jolie Voight Used To Actually Date

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And Angelina Jolie Voight Used To Actually Date

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025