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The type of car you see on the side of the road or driving, with flames or gas leaking from the back. This is usually seen when someone forgets to disconnect the gas nossle front the fuel tank and covers the car with gas. Hence, setting the car (wagon) ablaze.
Dude, when I was going to work, an arson wagon was in the ditch.
Each of the two partners proceed to shave off their own pubic hair, then collect it into one big ball. The hairball is inserted into the vagina before the penis, and as the penis goes back and forth it creates friction and sets the ball of hair on fire. The male must then use his mouth to put out the fire before it renders the female sterile.
"Dude Michael attempted to perform the Pink Arson on Claire, however he was not successful in rendering the fire inert in time to save her eggs."
A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.
Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
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When the beef bus drops off gonorronies at the back door
When Rupert met Frank, he thought he had found a season pass to backdoor bonetown. Little did he know that Frank was about to execute backdoor arson.
A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery
"Got an Arson cheque the other day."
"Eh?"
"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
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the act of lighting one's fart with a lighter or match in an effort to create as big of a flame as possible.
John needs to get that lighter closer to his butt to make some ass arson.
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A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:
1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.
2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.
3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.
4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones
If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.