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A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop
“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly”
The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
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A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...
Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
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Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
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The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.
The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.
The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.
Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.
As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.
Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
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Made populare by Dave Chappelle in the Prince skit on the Chappelle show. used to discribe the gathering of your friends in a single area.
Prince: "I've seen your movies. They're quite good."
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"
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music that is mass-produced, usually containing what seems to be interchangable parts; such as recycled beats, melodies, themes, song structures, etc.
I can't listen to top 40s radio; it's all assembly-line music.
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