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THE NEW DETROIT OF THE SOUTH=== CRIME IS OUTTA HAND AND FAST BECOMING THE STRIP CLUB MECCA OF THE SOUTH-- SADDEST CITY I HAVE EVER SEEN.. SO FULL OF EDUCATED BLACKS AND IGNORANT BLACKS AS WELL- MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THAT CITY......
ATLANTA ATL KNOWN FOR STRIPPER CLUB MECCA- AND HOOD RICH BLACKS -SAYS IT ALL
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The worst fucking city in the U.S., Crackhead Central.
“You wanna go to Atlanta with me?”
“Hell no man, I’d rather die”
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A beautiful, underrated city that can compare to the likes of New York and Chicago.
People: Every race known to man lives in Atlanta, but it is unintentionally segregated, because everyone pretty much fits their stereotype: The whites are snooty rich or white trash, the blacks are ghetto, the Hispanics are illegal,the Indians own gas station mini marts, and the Asians are split up by nationality:
Korean-Dry Cleaners
Vietnamese-Nail Salon
Cambodian-Hair Salon
Chinese or Japanese-Corresponding Restaraunt
Not to mention the gays are numerous and VERY apparent.
Transportation: Atlanta Rush Hour lasts from 5:00 A.M. Monday 'til 11:00 P.M. Friday. The mass transit in the city is absolutely useless(MARTA actually stands for Moving Afros Rapidly Through Atlanta rather than Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority). 8 lanes of highway become engulfed with stopped vehicles. Every Atlantan gives directions in reference to the Big Chicken( A KFC in a 100ft chicken building with rotating eyes and moving beak) or referring to one of the 16 streets named Peachtree(Peachtree Street, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Industrial Boulevard, Peachtree Battle, etc.) They also have a road simply named Boulevard.
Food and Entertainment: The Varsity remains the staple food of Atlanta, along with a variety of fancy restaurants. You can either go to Six Flags( and get mugged), Whitewater (and get E.Coli), Stone Mountain( and die from heat stroke), or some random park on the side of the road. You can also see a play at the Fabulous Fox Theater( but no one does).
Climate: The weather changes in Atlanta faster and more drastically than a pregnant woman changes mood. It will be 75 degrees on Christmas than you will get stuck in the house in an Ice storm on the last week of March. The city will go through a drought one year than flood the next. Atlantans are smart because they stay inside in the Summer otherwise die from heat stroke hiking up Stone Mountain(did I mention that already?).
-"How do you get downtown Atlanta?"
"Go down Peachtree"
-"How do you get to Atlanta?"
"Pass the Big Chicken and follow the signs you dummy."
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A form of dance most appropriate for the rap and hip-hop genre; involves putting both hands on the ground while bouncing the ass up and down
Guy 1: Did you just see her drop it low??
Guy 2: Yeah bro, she can Atlanta like no other!
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The Peachtree City. The Athens of the South. Hotlanta. These are just a few of the nicknames for Atlanta, the largest city in Georgia with about 450,000 in the city limits and and additional 4 million or so in the metro area and growing almost exponentially. It is now among the fastest growing metro areas in the U.S. It is quickly emerging as a major international city and amajor media center thanks to CNN and Ted Turner being in the city. It hosted the Summer Olympic in 1996 and is becoming a major cultural center. It has the CNN Center, the Georgia Aquarium which is the largest in the U.S., the Coca Cola Museum, and a place called underground Atlanta.
The Atlanta area is nice to live BUT I wouldnt want to live in the city proper. It is among the most crime-ridden cities in the country. Alpharetta or Sandy Springs is more appealing to me.
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Where Ron Lumbergh moved after he slept with Joanna
"I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh"
"you didn't know that?"
"Yeah you didn't know that?"
"A couple of years ago before he moved to Atlanta"
"You mean Ron Lumbergh the Initrode guy the young guy?"
I think I’ve come up with a spiffy new word for Urban Dictionary:
Atlanta- the fine art of gaining an incredible lead at the outset, then choking in spectacularly awful fashion to a bunch of Yankees and getting obliterated.
See also:
Sherman v Hood,
Brady’s March to the Sea,
2020 Braves’ Smallpox Epidemic.
Everything looked great at the blackjack table until I pulled an Atlanta and lost my house!