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The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.
"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."
"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."
"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."
a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so
Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank
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slap soemone across the face with your penis
last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening
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The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks
Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.
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Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"
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the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening
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The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
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