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Code for not doing shit at work
Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
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When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.
(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.
(Closes video)
A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!
Doing absolutely nothing
John:Hey Brad! Are you jacking it to hentai?
Brad:No I'm raising awareness
John:Same thing
Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.
Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.
When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.
Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?
Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.
A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.
"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me
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