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A state of being largely known but seldom understood.
Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.
If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
A hot or attractive male.
Oh my goodness the strawberries are ripe over there.
When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!
I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!
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Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.
1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)
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Ripe Means Cool, Fresh and Sometimes New
Example 1.) "Did you see Alice In wonderland?" "Yeah Man it was so Ripe!"
Example 2.) "Talking of Old Films Have You Seen Avatar?" "That's Not Old Man that's so RIPE!"
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The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.
Ed loved tasting himself, after some hot anal he always requested a ripe pablo.
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A hot girl that is old enough to date but still lives with and is supported by her parents.
Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"
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