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My wife told me the reason why she's walkin funny is cuz of a BMW ..
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A German luxury automaker that made the best driver's cars for common people until about five years ago when they started losing comparison tests to Audis, Cadillacs, and Lexuses because of controversial styling and subpar driving dynamics.
Before 2008, BMWs won 95% of comparison tests from Car and Driver, Motor Trend, Road and Track, Automobile Magazine, Inside Line, Autoblog, Autocar, and other automotive publications. However, they lose most comparison tests nowadays because BMW has softened their vehicles to the point where Audis, Cadillacs, Jaguars, Mercedes, and Lexuses are as luxurious as ever, but now have best-in-class handling as well. Mercedes sport packages and AMGs have also dealt a swift blow to the BMW brand. The Bangle era, M suvs, non-enthusiast vehicles such as the X6 and 5-Series Gran Turismo, sloppy handling, and the death of their naturally-aspirated inline-6 ultimately let to BMW's demise.
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Berlin's Most Wanted - referring to the German Hip-Hop Label "Aggro Berlin".
Aggro Berlin is the most controversial Rap Label in Germany. There clothing line usually has a BMW Roundel logo on there shirts.
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Christian: You wanna ride my BMW?
Courtney: like dUH!
Christian: in that case... get naked
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Big Military Wife. If you go to a military post or base, you will see overweight, nasty military wives.
PFC Smith: Did you see Staff Sgt. William's wife?
PFC Lopez: Yes, she is a total BMW!
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An outstanding car that inspires a lot of hatred from people who could never afford one. Perfect example is 'Carl' and the fag from 'Derby England'. The interiors of BMW's vehicles are outstanding. I work in the automotive industry and know this for a fact. Ive been driving them for 15 years now.
If you want a nice quality car opt for a BMW.
This brand is the definition of 'Luxury' and anyone who claims otherwise has absolutely no knowledge of cars or is insanely jealous.
'The Ultimate Driving Machine'
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the ultimate driving machine. bmw stands for bavarian motorworks. it is a top quality car known for its outstanding engineering and sports car handling. it combines porsche performance and mercedes luxury. despite its contriversial designing, it's the second largest automaker.
Joe: damn did u hear that car's engine?
Jack: yeah, that's the 500 hp V-10 bmw M5
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