BMW

Big Military Wife. If you go to a military post or base, you will see overweight, nasty military wives.

PFC Smith: Did you see Staff Sgt. William's wife?

PFC Lopez: Yes, she is a total BMW!

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Layton

1. A city north of Salt Lake City, Utah
2. Full of hot military guys
3. Very modern and full of life city ... except on Sunday because apparently Mormons cannot operate on that day
4. Beautiful views of the mountains

I love living in Layton!

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