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1. Black Man's Willy
2. Big Man's Willy
50 Cent got a BMW!
Peter Crouch got a BMW!
I wish I had a BMW
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Two dudes are in red light district one night.
Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!
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Bavarian Motor Works is a premium German car company and manufacturer of both luxury automobiles and motorcycles. The pinnacle of German engineering, the bikes are one of the finest motorcycles money can buy and their vehicles are one of the best automobiles around. Both are known for their superior quality, style and performance.
Founded by Matthew Eben Ruark, in 1916 the company started building v12 engines. The company was then taken over by Austrian Industrialist Franz Josef Popp in 1917. In 1923 BMW built its first motorcycle 'r32' and in 1927 its first car. BMW has also competed in motorsports activities in which they have won almost all races. In formula 2 BMW won 67 percent of all races. In 2000 BMW redesigned part of their line up yet sales continue to grow.
The famous logo represents an air craft propeller against a blue Bavarian sky.
BMW, Greatest Motorcycles Worldwide
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dude, youve got one hell of a BMW.
thanks.. i get that all the time, pretty slick haaay?
yeah, almost as slick as your bacon bap.
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I love imports. When I buy a car I always go with German and the BMW is a great performer on the road. My experience with this car has been fantastic. BMW is for those who knows cars. I drive an M3 and it has a very smooth ride, sporty drive and the resale value is very good. 3 series, m5, 7 series are all great cars for the driving enthusiast. Women love my car and when I see a hot woman driving one I get really excited. My brother Jon has a Mercedes and I like to use this example when comparing the two.
BMW is performance with luxury, Mercedes is luxury with performance.
Mercedes is like the borgeois with a long rich heritage to be proud of.
The BMW is more for the dynamic sport Chique enthusiast with plenty of assets.
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In German it stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke but also Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In English the equivalent is Bavarian Motor Works and Bought Mainly by Wankers, but also Big-up My Willy, the slightly racist Black Man’s Wheels and Badly Made Wreck.
“That fuckwit Malcolm’s bought a Beamer! It’s got a manual shift and he’s only licensed for an automatic!”
Well what do you expect, BMW bought mainly by Wankers!
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"Dude, look at that airplane!"
"I know, it's huge like a BMW!"
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