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(pronounced: ba-les)
small weird creature, usually has long hair, big lips and is known to be quite the swimmer, similiar looks to the fish.
pro's: can suck well with larger lips
con's: smells like semen
often refferred to as: slimey, slut, ganga
can NEVER be described as: cool, clean, normal
he sucked me like a little bails
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It's when you smoke out your homies and the moment the weed is gone, they leave.
KG and BTA came over to my pad the other day. They straight up bounced after smoking my shit. I hate people who inhale and bail.
Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.
John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!
Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.
I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail
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To corner somebody physically, to cut off their retreat. Australian slang.
"If you bail up flatulence, it will retaliate violently.
the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.
he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.
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