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Amelia Bartholomew

the type of girl that doesn’t need everything, but really just needs to know you care. she’s not into lovey dovey things but she is always fond of a gift. her eyes are big, brown, and beautiful. on top of that she has perfect dark brown hair that compliments her sunkissed skin.

i need a girl like amelia bartholomew.

by defnotginger May 9, 2023


Bartholomew

The first name of Bartholomew Dinglenut, the most skibidi rizzler person in existence with a level 7 gyat.

Damn... Bartholomew is cheeked up today.
(I did this as a dare someone please remove this)

by Jamarius Quangle Dangle December 5, 2024


Bartholomew

Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.

Person 1: Have you heard how hot Bartholomew was?
Person 2: Hes so dreamy and hot!

by Obcibedez August 16, 2023


Bartholomew

a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.

"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"

by notbartholomew August 7, 2023


Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!

Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa

by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023


Bartholomew the eraser

A very important eraser who is a leader of a group of three

Bartholomew the eraser is a loyal eraser

by Snowmanvr March 20, 2024


Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021