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The goofy ah uncle of Quandale Dingle.
Quandale: look guys it's my goofy ah uncle Bartholomew Jameson
A man with honour and great humility
whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
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Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum
Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince
the type of girl that doesn’t need everything, but really just needs to know you care. she’s not into lovey dovey things but she is always fond of a gift. her eyes are big, brown, and beautiful. on top of that she has perfect dark brown hair that compliments her sunkissed skin.
i need a girl like amelia bartholomew.
Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
Person 1: Have you heard how hot Bartholomew was?
Person 2: Hes so dreamy and hot!
a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.
"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"