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the end of your penis and can also be used as an insult
girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"
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and the bellend is put in boxers!!
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(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.
"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
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A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.
Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<
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love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.
ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.
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bellend is the penis
Luke Crossley is a utter bell-end
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