Beluga Pod

A situation where an individual finds one’s self involved in an orgy of three or more large white women. Although rare, a pod of overweight albino women is recommended but blondes will suffice.

Dude. On my last trip to the Great White North, I found myself balls deep in a Beluga Pod.

Big Beluga

A really fat turd in a toilet

I just took a big beluga

brown beluga

A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.

There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"

Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

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Beluga Susan

An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.

"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"

"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"

"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"

"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"

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Beluga douch

a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"

Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!

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