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A top New England business school where both the academic curriculum and social atmosphere are geared entirely towards the accumulation of power and wealth. This has resulted in the apparently necessary addition of "Ethics and Social Responsibility" as an academic discipline. Graduates range from Wall Street moguls like Richard Zannino to ruthless dictators such as Charles Taylor.
While other college students paint houses or lifeguard during the summer months, Bentley students are up bright and early, parking their BMW's outside of JP Morgan or State Street.
If you don't get in, there's always Bryant, notable alumni of which include:
-Adam M. Hamilton - "ChiP" - Reporter for WJAR-NBC 10 News
and
-Dennis G. Perron - Chief of Police Hubbardston, Massachusetts
Bentley University Student 1: Hey, how's 301 treating you?
Bentley University Student 2: Meh, we got a crap project, some place called "bryant university" wants us to consult for them.... looks like a lost cause though.
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That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.
Sexual position that involves running and jumping onto an erect penis.
Charlie misjudged and ended up with a black eye while giving a flying Bentley to Eric.
when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex
at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley
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A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)
Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you are "dating" a rich older person. This includes either Bagging a Cougar and Finding a Sugar Daddy depending on your gender or sexual persuasion.
Derived from the idea that a Bentley is a nice car driven by rich people and rich people tend to be older. While the tailgating portion of the phrase is used as innuendo for sexual activity.
Bro A: "Dude, I've been Tailgating a Bentley since May."
Bro B: "Nice Bro, does she buy you stuff?"
Bro A: "Of course and I think I'm in love."
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A top-business school in the northeast. Here is where you'll find the aspiring leaders of the business world and teachers who can help them be just that. If you go to Bryant, well you'll just find all the kids that couldn't get into Bentley. Sad to say, but so true. Princeton Review gave it #12 nationwide on ALL colleges for career services (98.6# of students employed within 6 months of graduation). All Bryant can say is that they recently got moved to D1 sports... whoopedy doo.
Bryant Kid: "Hey suck it Bentley University kid, Bryant University has a D1 sports program and.. and... and... yeah we have a D1 sports program!
Bentley kid: "Congrats, I'm gunna smack the s**t out of you with my diploma."
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