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term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......
Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.
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When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.
Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.
Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
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Bernard Black is a character in the UK television series 'black books'. Bernard describes himself as a reclusive wanker, and is correct. He is a chain smoker, an alcoholic and a horrible person - but despite this, there is something you have to like about him. Possibly the fact that he has an Irish accent, or he's unbelievably sexy. He can also live off the mushrooms in his hair, how is this NOT a good thing?
I can't think of an example that includes the words Bernard Black so i'm getting around it by writing what i just wrote.
"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."
"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."
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Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.
Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.
Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.
Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.
His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"
"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."
-Andy bernard on life.
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a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
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