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Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.
"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"
Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.
I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.
what you would call someone if you thought they were the ultimate badass
man that guy over there with all the fly honeys is a total aron berti.....word.
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to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
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another word for the anus, the sphincter, the rectum, the bum hole.
I gave her/him a damn good seeing to up the berty hole!
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similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.
"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"
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