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a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt
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Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.
Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness
Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE
Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE
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A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.
“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?
“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”
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A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!
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An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.
Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"
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A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
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