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Don't get it twisted; its a bear that goes both ways
Donnie: I heard she's bipolar.
Huggy Lowdown: what's that, a bear that goes both ways?
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1-BIPOLARNESS... One who's disorder is so bad, they could be the King or Queen of people with a Bipolar Disorder.
2-BIPOLARNESS... Describing someone who is Bipolar, without using the word disorder.
1-Jack- Look I'am very upset right now, you make very angery Marie? (Crying) I feel like playing with the puppy.
Marie- Yes your Bipolarness...
2-Larry is so moody I think he needs medication for his bipolarness?
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Being bipolar is like having PMS on LSD after drinking a litre of absynthe while giving birth and having your dick cut off. I know coz I have it. And its NOT funny...espesh as most shit doctors just dont get it and can lead to suicide. so if someones got it then they really do need your help.
Mania: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl but really doesnt give a fuck and goes over to talk everyone.
Depression: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl, she gets a panic attack, and runs away crying. She may go home and overdose, self-harm or binge on food alcohol, feeling suicidal - there is nothing left to live for.
In a few minutes, she feels completely fine again.
Scary, isnt it.
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Severe form of mental illness. To call it a mood swing is a understatement. It more like PMS on crack. Bipolar highs are characterized by delusions of grandure(thinking you can do more than you are capbable of). Lows are extreme anger or sadness.
Believe me. I live with some with the illness.
I don't care how hot she is -- that bipolar bitch would cut you dick off in the middle of the night for leaving the milk out.
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A polar bear who is confused about his sexual orientation.
The bipolar polar bear had trouble deciding between his brother & sister.
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when you have no control over your feelings. you could be the happiest kid in the world one minute, and suicidal the next. you feel like no one understands you and no one can help you.
bipolar kid:
(mom comes in to check on you when you're in your bed reading)
mom: "hi honey, just wanted to check on you!"
kid: "ok. close the door all the way when you go."
mom: (walks out and the door is still open a crack) "goodnight!"
kid: (has a screaming outburst and sobs for the next 10 minutes and cuts his or herself. then goes back to reading as if it never happened)
seriously. this happened to me last night.
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Something assholes use as an excuse to gain pity from their enemies and befriend them.
Asshole: Hey... I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. Im bipolar. :/
Guy: Oh, it's ok! I understand your pain.
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