birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.

You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.

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Birth of a Nation

One of the most important and infamous movies in American history. It's infamy comes from the fact that it is THE most racist movie ever. It's all about how good the Klan is. The only reason it's important is that is one of the very first motion pictures ever.

That "Birth of a Nation" movie scares me.

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birth dearth

A hybrid of Herp Derp. Whenever you see a chick who is dirty and incompetent the phrase is suitable for usage. It is only used when referring to someone in particular, or when ever their name comes into conversation.

Bro 1: "Man, did you see Julie today?"
Brah 2: "Birth Dearth!"

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turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

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birth control

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

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giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

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