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When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.
Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.
This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.
Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!
an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art
rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work
this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
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A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.
Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.
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Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.
If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've frozen my ass off walking to the Kohl Center.
When your girl steals the blanket you bring and then proceeds to cuddle with other men with it in the same god damn room, five feet away from you. You are then forced to use the blanket that same night in order to not freeze to death in the basement.
A: Did you hear what happened to James last weekend?
B: No what happened?
A: James's date, Cathy, took his blanket and cuddled with four dudes in it the night of their date. He had to watch as well.
B: I can't believe he still hasn't burnt that cuck blanket from Saturday night.