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Blizzarded

Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.

Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded

by Sour Cream and Jives February 3, 2011

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Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: โ€œdawg tonight Iโ€™m going Blizzarding.โ€
Nibba 2: โ€œget the fuck away from me nibbaโ€

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

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blizzard

A great dessert from Dairy Queen.

This is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. Long before Sonic's Blasts or McDonald's McFlurries, there was the great. The Blizzard is still the best, don't be fooled by the cheap imitations!

by k_s August 9, 2006

316๐Ÿ‘ 157๐Ÿ‘Ž


blizzard

One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.

Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!

3 days later

Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.

Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!

Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)

Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?

Neopets team: We will fix it soon

(10 years later, not fixed...)

Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage

Neopets team: (no response)

Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!

8 months later

Nexon employee: *click banned!

Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode

Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)

Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!

Nexon employee: *click banned!

Nexon customer: WTF?

Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.

7 hours later

Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)

Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!

by Now Gratefull Blizzard custome December 14, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


blizzard

1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)

Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"

Gal - "erm that's not snow"

or

Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"

Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"

by Arronax September 1, 2006

159๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


blizzard

1) The company who made such games like Starcraft, the Warcraft series, and Diablo series. Earlier games included the likes of The Lost Vikings.
1a) Your gods.
2) An ice storm

1. "Dude blizzard made a game!" "Must... buy... game..."
2. "Dude the blizzard killed your mom!" "Yay!"

by Sheath February 26, 2003

245๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


blizzard

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.

warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.

by bobertdude January 27, 2009

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