bre

is when a girl has crusties all over her face. she gives a boy a blow job and her crusties get all over the boys penis. the boy cannot get the crusties off.

"bre, you got yer crusties on my penis, and i cannot get them off."

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Bre cry

When something is so funny that you start uncontrollably laughing while also crying

That video of the girl who says “I like sparkly dresses” and then goes HEH was so funny it made me bre cry

Dirty Bre

The Dirty Bre is when you shove two bags of pop rocks in your mouth before given a blow job, then when he cums you mix the pop rocks and cum and let it foam out of your mouth as you pretend to be a Redheaded Zombie.

I met this girl in Vegas and she gave me a Dirty Bre, it was so good I almost let her bit me after!

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bre-otch

Synonymous to the word bitch. In close relation to the popular spelling beotch, more specifically implying the said bre-otch is overweight, ugly, and mildly psychotic. Stems from the Celtic name for a female, Bre-anne.

"Hey Natasha, stop being such a bre-otch!"`
"Amanda, I can`t help it! I'm on my rag!"

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(Bre) Dodge

(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.

Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere

Bre-Unit

A PIMP -ass white girl who keeps it real...go bre-unit!

Bre Unit it is holdin it down forizzle down stairs

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Bre-sexual

Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you

Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*

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