Bunked

Extremely wasted and\or stoned to the point where movement or activity become uninteresting and resentful.

Temporary mental to physical paralysis caused by laziness and urge to do nothing.

"Yo J lets go bowling!"
"Fuck that bro, I'm to bunked to leave."

I'm sorry officer! Honestly I'm sober! M over here is bunked out of his mind though."

bunk

bull crap; BS; stuff that's not true or stretched the truth or just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

bunk

A verb used for skipping (not attending) a class.

I bunked my math class this morning.

bunked-in

(Verb) The act of commiting any sexual activity with a person or persons of the opposite sex over the duration of a certain period time typically occurring in the nightly hours.

Friend-"Bro, how did things go with you and Ashley last night? Did you hit that?"

You-"Haha of course bro! We got bunked-in for a few hours in Tommy's bed."

Friend-"Noice."

bunk

having a basis in faulty logic; incorrect beyond reason

"Man, my math teacher says the next time I raise my hand and answer one his questions with TEEENNNNN that I will fail the class"

"Dude, that's so totally bunk!"

Bunk

Slang referring to marijuana. Term originated in the midwest, and is used commonly in private high schools as a code word, usually as a substitute for the word "boof".

"Smoking bunk before my exam helps me focus."

that's bunk

Something that is bad or shouldn't be true

If Disneyland completely shut down then you could say that's bunk