Captain Picard
Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".
"Get that CP outta here!"
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.
"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.
1. (v) Cock Punch
Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.
2. (n) Cock Punch
The act of cock punching.
3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.
Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"