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Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.
Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.
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sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari
Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly
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A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all
Foreskins of circumcised people.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.