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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.

Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.

by Buttplug May 11, 2007

29πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.

Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."

by sunshineluv December 6, 2007

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Maximum Pussy Capacity

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

by kfcbizkits April 18, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary March 23, 2014


dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 16, 2018


intelligence capacity enhancer

Weed.What pot can really be, and what it is to me most of the time. Marijuana enhances the experiences of things. Like eating, drawing, & listening to music. Thinking of random philosophy's and beliefs that really inspire me and millions of other's.

Our intelligence capacity enhancer has been smoked long before we were here so why would the government take that away from us if it caused no harm?

Brandon Boyd{(lead singer of Incubus) said that when he started smoking that it enhanced his creativity.

by ienjoycannabis August 24, 2007

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019

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