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The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?
P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution
When someone coughs and thoughts of the Corona-virus immediately come to mind coercing one to make a semi serious/semi joking comment about getting or giving Corona
*person 2 coughs*
*awkward silence for 2 seconds*
*corona caution activates
Person 1: You have Coronaaaaaaa
Person 2: ISS' CORONA TIME (sweating intensifies)
Da feeling of "deflated" disappointment dat you invariably feel after watching an upbeat ad about a new pharmaceutical-breakthrough product and gleefully think dat maybe you should try it, only to then be bombarded with a ton of "this medication can be dangerous or fatal in certain instances" revelations at da end, and you therefore begin having serious second thoughts regarding said wonder-drug because one or more of da circumstances dat they mention most certainly WOULD apply to you.
What good is a prescription drug if it's so dangerous for people of weaker physique to take it??? Talk about a medication-cautions letdown --- da less-robust folks in da population are often the very people who most-greatly NEED medical help --- anyone who would be strong/healthy enough to risk taking said potentially-super-hazardous medication wouldn't likely need it in da first place!