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A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.
"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"
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Cars which are highly desirable in Australian working class suburbs. Usually a hotted-up Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon.
Wayne thinks his GT Falcon is the duck's guts, but it's such a bogan chariot.
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when you blind fold a girl who’s masturbating while you go and get butt fucked by a horse
You tryna go to my uncles farm and preform a blind chariot
Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr
Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
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A mini-bus used to transport the mentally handicapped
Fuck me, I was overtaken by a spacka chariot this morning
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a Poof Chariot is a term to define the certain type of cars driven by young and old males.
These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds
These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.
Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets
These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.
Remember, they are only poof chariots if they are driven by guys.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!
Citreon Saxo
Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.
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Any car which has the extraordinary ability to draw the laydies from far and wide...
My 69' Mustang is one biatch of a Shag Chariot...
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