Chel-LO!

How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.

For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.

Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)

chicken chels

A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house

Omg chicken chels heard a noise again and didn’t sleep for 7.54 days