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Cool Suv produce till 2004
Came with a 4.3 Vortec and was and 4x4 versions were Offroading beasts
1st gens were square shaped and had about 160hp
2nd gens are more stylish and come with a 4.3lt vortec v6 which produced 190hp and a whopping 250 ft lbs torque at only 2800 rpms so it's quick as hell in first gear
2wd blazers are a little quicker and have more west coast style
Blazers came with body on frame construction like most trucks and was proven to be durable
gets about 22mpg hi-way, 16-19mpg city, not bad for a peppy v6
a powerful suv
both will leave a 4cly rice burner in the dust, trust me
People call it a gay car until they see the towing power and decent mpg, and when it pulls like a bat outta hell off the line and leaves there v6 stang in the dust
"Holy crap that's a nice Chevrolet Blazer it has west coast style."
"Damn my civic was no match for that Chevrolet Blazer cause it was quick as monkey balls off the line."
"I tried to beat this teenager in his Chevrolet Blazer but my ram 1500 lost traction and lost."
"Come on kids pile in the Chevrolet Blazer"
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Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.
Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?
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A long running, once popular Sport Utility Vehicle produced by Chevrolet. The Chevy Blazer enjoyed much success alongside the Ford Explorer and also Dodge's early attempts to cater to the outdoor enthusiasts that wished for a comfortable, multi-passenger off road capable vehicle. Throughout it's life span, the Chevrolet Blazer endured many style changes and upgrades. Unfortunately for the willing and naive American public, (myself being one, twice!) Chevrolet just stopped caring about quality parts and dependable automobiles 15 years ago and began outsourcing their plants to Mexico and other countries, so as to avoid the "mafioso" tactics of the UAW (Union of Auto Workers). Chevy notably relied on their "All American" attitude in the past, and tries to continue suckering the American public to this day into buying shit, defunct quality automobiles, such as their Blazer model. The Chevy Blazer roughly lasts 100,000 miles and then it begins to literally fall apart at the seams. Even religious drivers that spend money on fluid flushes and extra maintenance during routine oil changes are victimized by the gas guzzling, money sinking Chevy Blazer, and General Motors obviously couldn't be happier. Of course, GM isn't the only person at fault in all of the Blazer's catastrophies, the UAW with it's selfish business demands and continued hiring of lazy, unmotivated, bottom feeding ex convicts is mostly to blame, for their uncaring attitude clearly shows in their production element. The Chevrolet Blazer may go down as one of the worst built, cheaply manufactured automobiles in history. Great sympathy should be given to the poor, gullible souls stranded out on those American highways in subzero weather trying to locate a tow truck for their worthless, already broke Chevrolet Blazer.
$24 million dollars a day is what GM is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the Chevrolet Blazer.
Please, abandon or destroy a Chevrolet Blazer and buy Toyota if you want to actually be able to afford food.
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The best car in the fucking world
The car has the best sound in the world for its 106 hp
Also the rpm is 6500k rpm
Holy shit dude is that a chevrolet aveo?? Damn nigga!
That car's sound is truly beautiful!
Also it's 106 hp is so good as a starter car!
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A car produced in limited runs from 1972-1975. Modeled after a Chevrolet G30 Beauville, built stock with a monocoque chassis and a 4.1L Inline 6 block, manual 4 speed transmission and RWD. Stock equipped with a turbo and plush interior made from suede and leathers from alligator and crocodile, as well as sheep and deer leathers. Standard package equipped with a dolby surround sound system, manual projector, and screen against the driver side pillar wall. Couch style seating for 8 across from the screen. MSRP starting ~$21,800
Interior crocodile, alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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The Corvette ZR1 is Chevrolet's fastest production car up to now... With a top speed of 205MPH
Wow... look at how fast the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 is... 205MPH!!!!
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A slang term for a person who fucks horses
Go get your dick sucked by Vennessa, I heard she’s a Chevrolet Camaro, they know how to deepthroat a big cock.
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