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A chicken is an alien acting as a small farm creature in order to discover the human races secrets and seduce humans into mating with them to produce chickenalienhumankids (CAHK, pronounced cock). A rooster, otherwise known as a cock (adapted from CAHK), is one of these said offspring. Beware of chickens, for once they have found out you know about their true identity they will peck you to death and steal your organs for use in their laboratories back on their home planet, Toilet.
Person One: I found out my chicken's true identity today!
Person Two: SHUT UP!
*Chicken with axe kills both.*
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Every human has a distinct Personality; every chicken has a distinct Chickenality. This is one reason not to eat chickens.
"Dude, eating chickens is so wrong. They feel pain."
"But they don't have a personality, so what do I care?"
"Well, they have a CHICKENALITY, which is unique and irreplaceable."
"OMG you're insane."
when a boy or a girl is being relay scared to ask out a girl or a boy to be a gf or bf and usually which they like them back, but isn't just doing it. most of this is afraid of embarrassment or if u say no. ppl like this are probably shy. trust me they will say yes and if they don't there loss. this can be annoying to some ppl bc its like they just want you to do it, they think its not that hard to say it. I get this 2. so try to understand them.
Jessica: Oml, Devon is being The chicken here. he should just ask Maggie out already.
loyal: he might be scared, give him time.
Jessica: ok,ok but can we get lunch I'm starving from all this drama talk
Loyal: same lets go get chick-fla
A delicious food that should be cherished by the gods.
Chicken is tasty.
Its a food and it starts with c
I buy chicken for $20. Oh yes.
The first word that comes to anyones mind when they are hungry
1: “ hey whats up?”
2: “ Chicken”
1:” ummm what”
2” sorry im hungry
The act of you and another people getting in seperate cars and accelerating at each other at the same time to see which one will swerve first.
They got busted by the cops for playing chicken.
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