Chinese Food and Movie Day

What the Jews do on Christmas.

Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!

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Chinese Ear Food

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

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Chinese food

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?