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Chode

A short, fat penis

Yuuta has an extreme chode. SHITS LIKE A TREE STUMP

by POOPNAKA January 10, 2009

120๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

When the thing is wider than it should be but not as long as it usually is.

Hotdog Style=Regular
Hamburger Style=Chode

by Tranosaurus Rex December 1, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A penis that is wider than longer

You have a chode

by Master of Chodes June 5, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.

My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.

by Zorgon September 27, 2006

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Chode

A penis that is very short (usually under 2 inches) and very gurthy

Isreal Copelandโ€™s dick is such a chode!!!

by BigThotThiccBoi May 18, 2019

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Chode

(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.

Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!

I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.

by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

142๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A chode is a penis that is larger in cirCUMfrence than it is in length.

I tried to have sex with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what position we tried he couldn't penetrate me...even the slightest bit.

by Tombaleena February 14, 2009

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