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Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.
I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.
A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.
Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.
Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏
Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.
The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.
Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool