Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏
Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.
The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.
Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool
Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
She stripped off her clothes like a Christen clover and ran into the ocean naked with no fears
person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧
Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more
Christen Dugger is my favorite TikToker!