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Christen

Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏

Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.

by Raineeeee November 22, 2021


Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.

Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool

by TheBesteveryeah January 17, 2022


christen clover

Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist

She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with

She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time

She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out

She stripped off her clothes like a Christen clover and ran into the ocean naked with no fears

by Twistedclover March 7, 2024


christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021


Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 29, 2023


Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 3, 2023


Christen Dugger

An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more

Christen Dugger is my favorite TikToker!

by Unicornsss January 18, 2021