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Chromebooking (v.) Giving a Chromebook to someone “residentially challenged”, then taking your leftovers from a recent meal and throwing it in the nearest waste receptacle, proceeded by making eye contact with the “residentially challenged” while urinating and defecating on said leftovers in waste receptacle
Chromebooking is the new planking.
A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: ugh do we really have to?
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The greatest thing for 11 year old girls who like androids yet want a larger screen.
And yes you can get Minecraft on it.
11 year old girl: I love this android but it needs a larger screen!
Google: Hold my G.
11 y.o. girl: Ooh I love this Chromebook. I can get any apps. eVeN WoRk On IT!
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A cheap computer that is good for schools trying to get a good bang for their buck, but they cannot run intensive apps. They are not bad, but their operating system was designed in a way so they cannot download and run apps unless you turn on Linux (beta). They can be fast, and unless you need downloaded apps like steam, then you will be fine with one. Some have pretty good parts, like Core i7s and 16 gigabytes of RAM.
Person 1: Chromebooks are all bad!
Person 2: It really depends on your use case.
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A computer that runs Google's Chrome OS, usually actually pretty decent performance unless it's from your school, since your school probably installed 50,000 pieces of shitty spyware to monitor the porn you watch, which takes up 512 Gigs of space which is more than even a really decent gaming PC can handle.
Aw shit the teacher's forcing us to use school Chromebooks again.
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Chromebooking, the act of violently ear raping people in calls with the loudest most highest gain like that of a Chromebook.
This guy, he was in the call and he started chromebooking on the microphone, It was horrible.
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A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?
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