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The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.
My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn
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your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".
I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.
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Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.
"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"
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Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
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The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea
"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"
In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.
For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.
"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."
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