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full of heroin. don't come here
"Don't come to San Clemente. this is a cry for help."
To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.
"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"
Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"
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After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend gave me a blowjob I threw a 90 m.p.h Roger Clements at her.
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A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
San Clemente is a great place to grow up!
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to pwn with extremity.
Wow, He Clement Li-ed you, your mom, and your boss.
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A surgeon that saves lives in the best way possible, he will never be forgotten
Commonly referred to as a French man - often little in size - with a disgraceful personality, often portrayed through his miniscule conk and high pitched squeaky voice. Upon hearing the name, other often chant together, "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Man1: "oi, clement lazzerini's comin round' the corner."
Man2: "how do ya know? i cant see him."
Man1: "i can hear his high pitched squeaky voice from a mile away!"
Man2: "That's facts bro!"
Man3: "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"