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Alternative rockers Collective Soul were one of the five most heavily played bands on 90's rock radio. Despite having 19 seperate singles on the billboard top 100 this great band remains unseen or forgotten by many people.
Do you remember "Shine" "December" or "The World I Know", that was Collective Soul at their apex.
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v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.
"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"
A playing card company of a sexy man named Dallas in all different forms.
Hey do you have any of The Dallas Collection Cards?
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The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.
Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!
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A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.
If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.
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(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.
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To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with
Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"
BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche
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