A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?
Me: Not as well as it treated you.
The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.
College in the United States is a scam.
Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.
Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.
Yo Freds away at college for a while
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A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.
Man, I love college!
College is all about the parties, dude!
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