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that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms
colten is a fuckin idiot
He doesent give a fuck about anything or anyone just ask him
Colten doesnt give a shit
some one who gets bullied a lot and bullies are attacked to.
he is so colten.
Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean
His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved
he is my friend
Colten Ryan is a lovely person and he makes friends easily