Computer

A device where you can watch pornos

I want to watch some porn on my computer

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Computer

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

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Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

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Computical

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.

Computers

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

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computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

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computer

A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

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