confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.

sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!

Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

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Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"

Confetti Cannon

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."

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Confetti Queef

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably

She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.

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Irish confetti

Bricks, stones and other objects thrown in a fight

I almost got hurt in the exchange of Irish confetti

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Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.

That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.

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