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A Hispanic guy who dates white girls.
"I heard that Paco proposed to Ashlee."
"Yeah, he's a reverse conquistador."
Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight
Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?
Why yes! He nutted on carol!
The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.
Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador
When a spanish midget sticks his head in a big mouth vagina and explores the newly found territory.
I want a little boyfriend so i can he can do the little conquistador to me.