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Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.

Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.

by DankLip54 August 5, 2020


Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, Iโ€™m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018


fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 10, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum contest

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house

Whats going on dudes, lets have a cum contest, i bought a bulls eye paper this time

by D1NONLYtruth March 8, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


contested expression

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or โ€œvandalism.โ€

After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

by csk greener March 17, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.

What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!

by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


blinking contest

the opposite of a staring contest

yo, im having a blinking contest

by kzli216 January 23, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž